Funny things kids say
Hysterically funny things that I have heard not only my own children but others say. We would love to hear some of the funny things that your kids have said over the years so please feel free to post them.
Daddy long legs
Michelle Eckles - Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Recently my 2yo looked up at the ceiling in her room and saw a small daddy longlegs and screeched - I'm scared of the daddy long legs. My 6 yo responded - that's not a daddy long legs - that's just a mummy short legs!!
Ninja Girl
Michelle Eckles - Wednesday, August 04, 2010
My 5yo got all excited this morning when he saw a picture of a woman on
TV wearing a burqua - he said "look mummy - it's a ninja girl!"
Chicken nuggets
Michelle Eckles - Sunday, August 01, 2010
We have been looking at acreage properties lately and yesterday we went to look at one with a chookpen. As we were leaving my 2.5yo daughter turned and waved at the chickens and say "goodbye chicken nuggets!"
A broken heart
Michelle Eckles - Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Lately whenever my son is sad or doesn't get what he wants he turns to me with his big brown eyes and says "you're cracking my heart...."
The parrot shooter
Michelle Eckles - Saturday, May 01, 2010
Recently we were driving passed the Caboolture airport and I spotted a person parachuting. I turned to my son and said "look there's a man with a parachute." He looked everywhere and said "mum, I don't see a man shooting a bird!"
But he's not a doctor
Michelle Eckles - Thursday, April 01, 2010
One of my absolute favourite "funny things that kids say" would have to be when my niece was told that I was pregnant with my first child. She asked her father "how do you know she is pregnant?". He answered "because your uncle told me". She thought about this for a moment before replying "but he's not a doctor!!"
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